Once upon a time Emelya (village chap) went to get some water from an ice-hole. He was thirsted after a hard night of drinking.

He threw his bucket into an ice-hole and scooped up a big pike with the water instead.

The pike started to plead him with human’s voice in English : "Please, release me, I will make you rich!"

But Emelya didn’t understand a single word, just because he didn’t know English.

He cooked fish soup from that pike. Ate it and fell asleep

on his Russian furnace.

The moral of this : Learn English, please, or someday you will eat up your rich future.